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Here we go again another knock-down, drag-out episode some dynamite thing you said ignited inside my head you should know, my friend I don't fight. I only explode there goes the afternoon up in a sonic boom a light as bright as a million suns is right inside of everyone I can't see it shining at all so I fight every shadow on the wall hey there, stranger what is it with this atmosphere every day we're in brand new danger of coming in too loud, not too clear it's a no communication zone it ought to be so easy we're so advanced telephone in every pocket and every kind of online romance I'll be overjoyed if we can avoid disaster seems like all I do is misconstrue you faster I think I've found what we're missing we got talking down but it's so hard to listen cause if it means that I got to change, then I don't want to hear what you're saying. hey there, stranger what is it with this atmosphere every day we're in brand new danger of coming in too loud, not too clear it's a no communication zone you and I see stars in the sky sun in the daytime moon at night same light different eyes common ground different shoe size somehow we got ourselves into this situation everybody tuned into completely different stations they’re all wrong and we’re all right that’s the song of the insane inside tune out that voice within listen to trouble begin
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I'm On Fire 05:10
I like chowing down until I can’t think And my eyes bug out until I can’t blink and a time bomb is where my stomach was but, hey, kids, you only blow up once chorus: I’m on fire I got pleasure to burn I get so blinded by desire That I never do learn Them hands of time done a job on my face It’s got more lines than Shakespeare’s plays My goose is cooked, my days are numbered But I’m reading a book called How To Look Younger Chorus I’m gonna drive all night in my Coupe de Ville In the bright moonlight by the old boot hill They got big stone hats saying R.I.P. But I ain’t gonna let that happen to me Chorus If my hair falls out I’ll have an operation If my manhood goes south, I got medication If I can’t defecate, I’ll get that under control Then I’ll get a hot date and let the good times roll
3.
Air conditioner here, television over there Down the road is an ocean of groceries I feel fine here in my easy chair No sign of any deadly disease Maybe I should be satisfied Try being an average guy Two point one kids and a big satellite dish All my life I been a desperate man Never did figure out what I wanted to be When and if I grow up I got no five or ten year plan Just a time bomb tickin inside me Can’t believe I made it this far Every evening, I wish upon a star, “make me sane, Lord make me “me” again how do people ever settle down not feel a shadow of a doubt is this all there is, or is there something I should know? Don’t tell me, I’ll stay dumb never get smarter havin fun is a whole lot harder when you know too much and God, I know too much so maybe I’ll get high and never get sober then my troubles will be over sounds like a plan stay in Never Ever Land oh yeah man. when I was a kid I had unlimited time blew it all on candy and TV now I don’t get one minute that’s mine always someplace else that I got to be down deep I got a lotta love try to keep it always covered up play it cool. Don’t be a fool and show it down deep, I hate to be alone but you can’t put your hand on the phone ‘when the grass grows high on a hillside where your body lies, and if I just had one chance, one more moment. I’d make it last. I keep on hoping I could get that chance but we all get that chance and blow it yeah, we get high and never get sober thinkin’ “my trouble will be over” that sounds like a plan to stay in Never Ever Land
4.
Sundown time I found true love du jour Same old wine—that bottle looked a little newer Another fine mornin' wakin up down in the sewer Workin' on makin' my black eyes a little bluer. Sign told me to buy an expensive gizmo Custom made for enhancing my machismo Now, them advertising lies they all rang hollow But when they grab my eyes, the wallet tends to follow May look fine, take my advice: It’s a hook on a line. Don’t look twice, now. Genuine happiness is hard to find Unless you can leave behind what looks like it might be a good time May look fine, take my advice: It’s a hook on a line. Don’t look twice, now. All my life I been told that all that shines is not gold But I keep biting on that line Now, I drag around this bag of bad addictions I’m beggin now for a couple of benedictions: For every time I took the hook-can I have forgiveness? And, next time, let me mind my own damn business.
5.
I wish there was a Santa Claus Wish there was some way I could get back what I lost I wish there was a Santa Claus Wish there was some way I could get back what I lost When you’re young, you never realize the cost Wish I could get back what I lost I wish I never lost a friend Too many people I may never see again I wish I never lost a friend Too many people I may never see again When you’re young, you think it’s never going to end I wish I never lost a friend Sleeping in the automobile Daddy’s at the wheel And all I got to do is dream Every single neon light says Everything will be all right Or so it seemed If I become a child again Will I be wishing that I could become a man? If I become a child again Will I be wishing that I could become a man? Will I be any wiser than I am? When I become a child again?
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If I had myself a big, fat Cadillac car And a rock and roll band And all my favorite publications calling me a star And people wanting to shake my hand Would I be a happy man? I could be happy anywhere unless it’s where I am, because As long as I been breathing No matter where I roam I got a desperate restless feeling That I can’t shake and it won’t leave me alone I been on a half a mile long locomotive train Rolling way on down the line And way up in the sky on a DC9 jet aeroplane Tryin to get out of my mind This one goes out to all the friends I left behind I’m gonna see you again on the other side. And Nighttime follows evening What goes up must come down And that desperate restless feeling Never fails to follow me around If I had myself a big, fat Cadillac car For every time I felt this way Desperate and restless as a June bug in a jar Wishing I could fly away So far away I would own so many Cadillacs, I’d have to buy the highway And as long as I keep dreaming I’m gonna keep on singing them blues Somebody take this desperate, restless feeling and Turn it in to something I can use
7.
Mom told me, before you go to bed Get on your knees. Bow your head. Say Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep Bless all of us, every one In You we trust, Thy will be done Then I got so jaded— I did not care. I updated all my prayers I prayed for cars, prayed to get girlfriends Guitars and money to spend “Now I lay me down to sleep” became Hand it over, Lord. Don’t be cheap Om gimme this, Om gimme that And the other thing, too, while You’re at it Deliver it overnight, if You please I’m doin’ my bit here on my knees Well, the Lord came through. I got the goods I was well-to-do in my neighborhood I went draggin’ downtown with Linda Lou Ragtop down on my Malibu I was a hometown king of rock and roll I got everything but I lost my soul Cause I looked around at all I had got I could have been happy. I was not Linda Lou was fried. She said, Buddy, If you ain’t satisfied, you’re nutty We broke up, my car broke down And the guitar made the most lonesome sound So here’s the deal, you kids out there: Don’t be like me when you say your prayers Don't try and get God workin for you As if He had nothing better to do Or else someday you’ll live to regret it Careful what you pray for—you are gonna get it.
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I woke up frozen, tired and bewildered I blew my nose in a coffee filter My wife said, “Get outta bed, now honey” I said what? Are you trying to be funny? Yappin’ dog came and stole my shoes I stepped on a slug, got the barefoot blues I think I wanna get back into bed – Start all over again That’s the way it all goes down Out here on the edge of town It’s so hard just to get around No matter how fast you drive On the edge of the road is a ditch For everybody who’d rather fight than switch Dancing on the edge of a knife Here I am on the edge of life My next door neighbor said, “How ya doin?” I said, “My whole life is a ruin. I’m a mess. I need professional help.” He said, “Next time, keep it to yourself.” Never knew when I was suckin’ my thumb I was headed for this much fun But by the time you realize what you’re in for you’re in formaldehyde. On the edge of pleasure and pain I’m goin’ borderline insane Try-in to stay in the game Tryin to look alive It’s a game of cosmic pickle Birth and death and I’m in the middle Dancing on the edge of a knife Here I am on the edge of life Well all my ills seem to last forever But I’m not thrilled about becomin’ a cadaver Let me live a little longer then maybe I’ll get it together. I’ll be hip and swingin’ baby You try and tie up every little loose end Then it all gets unraveled again I’m in the fit to be untied category And this is my sad story Hanging off the edge of a cliff Does it ever get better than this Think about everything I won’t miss When I take that dive Jammed in between heaven and hell There’s me and I’m not doin too well Dancing on the edge of a knife Here I am on the edge of life Dancing on the edge of a knife Here I am on the edge of life
9.
photo in my file face i know so well frozen in a smile going up and down on a carousel photograph of mine what story do you tell? once there was a guy who tried everything to please himself every once in a while i get pulled into my past takin a ride through the black and white, I'm young again thinkin I'm that man in the photograph here's one of you and i standing by a waterfall every time i see it i am falling like that river water once upon a time i got butterflies when you walked by how could i see i would turn out to be the bad guy river runs like time we got carried down it fast hope you like your brand new life the one in which I'm not the man in your photographs let's stop the action for a fraction of a second then we'll add to our collection of distractions and call it a memory whispers in the night fade away into the air long as there's sufficient light a picture haunts you everywhere photograph of mine how can I break your spell? every time I see you I am right back on that carousel takin one more ride fallin for reflected light world goin round the sun goin down and I'm still thinking I'm that man In the photo in my file Face I know so well
10.
I’m a man of peace. I play fair I got firm belief in the power of prayer I’m mellow as the month of May I will say hello if you come my way but Get a load of my evil twin Step on my toes and you will see him attack Like a rattlesnake on crack As soon as you make a Snide remark in my general direction So don’t you ever make a Snide remark in my general direction I don’t start fights. I don’t make fusses I don’t wear dynamite and blow up buses I like everybody And everything I never shot nobody at a Burger King, but I could terrorize this whole town If you dare try to put me down I’ll scream. I’ll beat my chest You’ve never seen Such a hornet’s nest Snide remark in my general direction You better leggo my ego Snide remark in my general direction I get the headlines. I see the faces So many front lines in so many places It’s hell. It’s a boxing ring And at the bell we all come out swinging Saying don’t you tread on me But guess what happens in the cemetery The President and the Kaiser At the bitter end, are the same fertilizer Snide remark in my general direction You don’t know who you’re dealing with Snide remark in my general direction
11.
He was alone in a great, big world Nobody knew his name Made up his mind he was going to find Universal, everlasting fame Like a shooting star in the night He was out to catch everybody’s eye Off in the distance sometimes He could hear a voice say, “Why?” Like an actor on a stage He loved being someone else Never wanted the crowd to go home Didn’t know how to be himself He could be a barrel of laughs Then make you want to write h is epitaph All mixed-up inside Like a Heckle and Jeckle and Hyde Chorus: So give it up for the great unknown man of mystery Let’s hear it come on In his mind he was the kind of guy everyone should love Never knew where he was at Talkin’ this and walking that Walked through this world Not knowing who was doing the walking He always knew his lines He always had a good time In the morning he was gone To put another costume on Couldn’t help but B.S.U. Never graduated from that school Did he promise you the sun and the moon? Hope you didn’t need them anytime soon Chorus If he was walking what he was talking He would have got somewhere But he was faking it, making out like he was already there Lord, I’ve been going great guns Trying to be anyone but who I am They’re gonna take my bones and write on my stone, “Here lies the Unknown Man” He only wanted to be someone--Like a lot of us do But who that “someone” was, he didn’t have a clue Set out to find one On a sunny day When the snow was piled high As he drove away People said, “Who was that guy?”
12.
On my way to Atlanta, My tank was on zero So I stopped for gasoline The real American hero I put my card in I stood there wonderin’ Did I still have money? Was I still somebody? I saw an old man walkin’ He had a hard time walkin’ So I did a little backward bendin’ As if that would keep me young But everything here Is so temporary Sign said lift the nozzle Fill ‘er up and hit the highway In the pickup next to me I saw a red haired girl Smokin’ a cigarette Otherwise attractive I saw her ponytail I saw her seein’ me But what I could not see Was the soul inside I know that’s the real deal But I’m not there yet All I can see is Red hair and cigarettes Why can’t I stay young? Why must I get old? While we’re on the subject, What am I here for? Was I a malcontent In a perfect world? Is that what landed me In the twentieth century? Who is in charge here? Tell me, who runs the show? If I ever find out There’s a lotta things I’d sure like to know Muhammad Ali said He was the greatest In nineteen seventy-four He does not say that anymore Time passes so fast Quickly away it slips Through the middle of an hourglass Shaped like a woman’s hips And every grain of sand, it Flows down the river And from the river To the sea They say life began there But I know better Why aren’t there more songs Like this on the radio?

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This album would have been called, "More Songs Relating To The Operation Of Certain Types Of Motor Vehicles," except the friendly people at Krishnaphonic Recording Company said that was "too many letters for the spine." "Fine," I said. "Then let's not have a spine." "Okay," they said. But then someone suggested "Car toons," you know, since it has a double meaning, like "tunes" relating to "cars," and since the songs proceed in a philosophical narrative highlighting how our life in the temporary world, within temporary bodies, is a type of comic/tragic, two-dimensional representation of our real life in the Absolute world. Plus, my wife liked the cartoon.

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released May 29, 2009

Ekendra Dasa: guitars, percussion, harmonica
Badahari Dasa: keyboards
Engineered by Badahari Dasa

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Ekendra Dasa and the Planet Cow Orchestra Syracuse, New York

In the early '90s, Ekendra toured and recorded with Krishnacore band Shelter. For his first solo CD God Project, he recorded basic tracks himself and collaborated with other instrumentalists via U.S. Mail. Performing Songwriter Magazine voted God Project one of the top DIY albums of the year, calling it, “one of the funniest, infectious slices of country and rockabilly you’re ever likely to hear.” ... more

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